Bloglings, you will never understand how much I have suffered to appease your curiosity.
In the process of trying to get this after picture, I discovered not only that I am doomed never to take an even mediocre "selfie" but also that there is no such thing as a simple snapshot when it involves P an my hair.
The above picture is the result of one bicker, three wardrobe changes and at least 10 other attempts at a reasonable picture.
I know. I'm amazed myself.